See, above is ant colony that invaded my garage. I gas them all!
It started in several weeks ago. My garage filled with ant colony. They are marching peacefully with foods carried on their back , like did'nt care whose house it is. Soon, my garage had become an 'ant-field'. You step on it, you bitten. Now I find myself had been surrendered.
Thus, prevent they become more powerful in their new dependency, I designed an operation called, Barber Rossa. A simple operation; no map, no uniform, no soldier, just one special weapon; V3 'HIT' Gas Launcher.
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| Vergeltungswaffe 3 |
No doubt, above is the most effective weapon for annihilate the colony. Made in WW II by Lukas Podolski, a scientist who later becomes a soccer, V3 was an efective weapon....for insects.
And when the launching of the prototype, the designer also said it to public: 'If there is better, why pick expensive one?' Made this weapon had become a phenomenon by its era.
After done the check-up, I execute Barber Rossa operation. The Nazi's Barbarossa operation may failed 70 years ago, but not my operation. GIHAHAHAHA!!
I entered the battlefield..
I saw ant colony marching, they did'nt expect my surprise attack..
Then..
SOOOSSSSHHH!!! V3 did its job..
The colony screams, 'AAAA!! That's the V3!! save your ass!!'
And then Antin Bieber screams too, 'AAA! My mask is melting!'
note: Antin Barber, is the ant version of Justin Bieber.
Obviously they are dying. Tiny corpse sprawled everywhere while I was grinning with satisfaction. I won this inter-species war, between human being and tiny ant. I saved human being living at this house! (Ok, too excessive act)
Oh btw, I found this ant. It seems he's the leader of the colony.
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Does'nt look alike with John Connor, but obviosly he is the responsible one for the death of his ant army. However, it's unknown this leader is still alive or not. The only thing I know is he can't smile.
i hope this writing is good enough for my first post..in this blog. :p
